Letra Schoolchildren Singing "particle Man" - They Might Be Giants
Particle man, particle man
doing the things a particle can
what's he like? it's not important
particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
when he's underwater does he get wet?
or does the water get him instead?
nobody knows, particle man
Triangle man, triangle man
triangle man hates particle man
they have a fight, triangle wins
triangle man
Universe man, universe man
size of the entire universe man
usually kind to smaller man
universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
millenium hand and an eon hand
when they meet it's a happy land
powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life in a garbage can
person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with person man?
degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
triangle man hates person man
they have a fight, triangle wins
triangle man