Letra Notes/Prima Donna (Film Version) - Andrew Lloyd Webber
"Mystery after gala night,"
It says, "Mystery of sopranos flight!"
"Mystified," all the papers say
"We are mystified. We suspect foul play!"
Bad news on soprano scene
First Carlotta, now Christine
Still at least the seats get sold
Gossip's worth its weight in gold
What a way to run a business
Spare me these unending trials
Half your cast disappears
But the crowd still cheers
Opera!